The (JAWA) Post, Issue 59

No. 59 • 31 March 2015  Staff EDITOR Wolfy COPY EDITOR Helena Revan WRITERS Zu Wolfy Nick ARTIST Nightwing POTM Wolfy VOTM The (JAWA) Videos Crew  Editor's Note Good morning, day, afternoon, and night, dear reader! Welcome to Issue #59 of the (JAWA) Post! This edition will feature a new section, and a returning one — both brought to you by Zu, in addition to his usual Member of the Issue feature! Also, as promised, original content is now replacing songs in Videos of the Month! As always, don't hesitate to send feedback our way. Even if it's a simple, short message, it can help us progress, and produce better content for your enjoyment! That being said, enjoy Issue #59!      –Wolfy  Zu's Corner Zu: Hello, Dace. As you might have guessed, you'd been chosen to be this month's special person! Or something... I don't know, they don't pay me enough. ANYWAY, you've been with us for quite some time. Tell me, what keeps you around? Dace: Hello, Zu. Glad to be here! I will make sure to harass Nightwing until he raises your pay! Indeed, I have been here for about two years now. The JAWA community is what keeps me here. The atmosphere, the events, the clan structure, and the clan members are all factors that play in to keeping me around. Zu: What's your opinion on the JAWA Clan we have now? Do you think we're going in the right direction? How much have we changed from when you joined back in 2013? Dace: I really like the clan we have now, and the direction it is headed. Is it the right direction? I don’t know, but I do believe the leadership and all of us members are doing a really good job thus far! I believe the clan has changed in a good way since 2013. The most important thing that I have noticed that has changed since I have been around is that JAWA has become more relaxed. JAWA gives people more chances now and has a different way of handling rule breakers than before. Zu: Lately — I don't know about the leadership — but me and a few members have noticed you have started to contribute to the clan a lot, and on a more frequent basis. What are your plans for the future? Any admirable goals to share? Dace: I have just been trying to keep the members entertained with the game/clan and help them learn some things about TFFA. My plans for the future right now are to keep up my work with the Event Planners club and Ambassadors club. I also plan on keeping the TFFA practices going twice a week, and I greatly appreciate all of you who attend every week! What else… I plan to try to get through all of the ranks up to Master. After that, who knows? ;) Zu: What do you do when you're not playing video games? Do you throw dices all around by any chance? Dace: That’s correct! I am a master dice thrower! Best dice thrower NA. Besides my long hours of dice throwing and video gaming, I go to university and work part time. I also love to watch/play pretty much any sport. My favorites are: American football, football (soccer), hockey, basketball, and baseball. Zu: What are the first two things that come to your mind when I say: leadership, friendship or clan? Dace: Nightwing/Link and JAWA. I guess that’s three, but Nightwing and Link popped in to my mind when I read leadership, and JAWA came to mind when I read friendship. Zu: Any kind words to warm up our readers' hearts? Dace: I <3 you all! Keep up the good work everyone! JAWA is an awesome clan, and I’m glad to be a part of it with all of you. Thank you for your time and work with the post Zu! It was a pleasure answering your questions. :)  Wolfy's Forest Wolfy: Hello everyone, and welcome back to my forest! Today, I receive Frothen! Hello Frothen, how are you? Frothen: Hey Wolfy. I'm good, you? Wolfy: I'm good too! Could you please introduce yourself to our readers? Frothen: My name is Frothen (Fedor). I'm 17, and I live in Ukraine. Wolfy: Okay! So, your first joined the clan in March, 2014, and rejoined us in February, 2015. Although it has been quite short, how would you describe your experience within JAWA? Frothen:I have little experience, because I'm only two months in the clan (well, then it was just one month). I have learned a lot of things, but this is not enough, I will continue to move up the ladder and collect more experience. Wolfy: Alright. What are you next objectives within the clan? Frothen: At the moment, I want to reach the highest rank in your clan, and to be remembered. But in the future, I want to help all clan than I can, because this clan has already become dear to me :) I was already a leader, and I want to use all my experience to help one of the best clan. Wolfy: Very well! Now, I'd like to know what keeps you coming back to JAWA. Frothen: it is one of the best clans where I've ever seen, all like a big family. Culture of communication and behavior. Always interesting, league, events, tournaments, good activity, etc. When I was in your clan, I saw a level, and then knew for what purpose to go (I returned in LS)... but our enemies as always all messed up... so I went back to your clan! Wolfy: Awesome! What would you find yourself doing in your spare time? Frothen: I love rock music! I have my own rock band, and I also love basketball. And let's not forget about studies. And spend some time with my girlfriend! Wolfy: I see! It is now time for the traditional quiz! This time again, I went ahead and unleashed the elements to scramble the letters of your fellow members' names! You will have to put them back in order. As always, you will have to close your web browser, or anything that could help you out. Ready? Frothen: Yep! Wolfy: First member! Er... who is... "Uz"? Frothen: Zu? Wolfy: Yes! 1/5! Next one is... "Pipes"! Frothen: Pepsi! Wolfy: Correct! 2/5! Third member: "Himscf". Frothen: McFish! Wolfy: Right again! 3/5! On to the next member: "Ralletikrs"! Frothen: Starkiller? Wolfy: Good job! 4/5! Last one: Who is... "Raahvleenen"? Frothen: Helena Revan? Wolfy: Congratulations! You scored a total of 5/5! Thank you for answering my questions, Frothen! Would you like to say anything else? Frothen: (JAWA) LEAGUUUEEE SOOOONNN! Wolfy: And that concludes our interview! Thank you for reading it, and I hope to see you next month, for the nest issue of the JAWA Post!  The JAWA Plot The JAWA Gossip has returned! The restless team of our brave investigators and dirty-work doers has changed its name to something more appealing; namely, The JAWA Plot team! Scouting around the JAWA Clan, our team has successfully tracked down two members having difficulties maintaining their personalities. With great caution and amazing skills of espionage, the team found our prominent member, Starknight, doing the unspeakable... the knight who was supposed to wear shiny armor and wield light of a star into battle, has been found... WORSHIPPING A MOON. Our team has quickly sent a message to the JAWA headquarters, and now awaits further instruction on how to deal with this blasphemy. Meanwhile on the JAWAS' home planet, a tense struggle has been noticed. There have been rumors of Starkiller being spotted around very high places, on tall buildings and mountain peaks. And on each occasion, Starkiller shook his fist at the star, his face full of regret and helplessness... what could it mean? Surely this cannot be true! What if — our beloved Starkiller — was unable to kill a star?! A team of investigators will quickly be dispatched to stop this madness, and restore his true powers to our member. Who will be found guilty? Who shall receive mercy? Now it is up to you, our readers, to decide who are the EVILDOERS IN OUR RANKS! Stay tuned for the next episode of the JAWA Plot!  Nick's Statistics Hello, and welcome to the second edition of "Nick's Statistics," where we explore the numbers behind the clan over the last month! Lets break it down! Total Events: 7 Events with Allies: 3 Events with Non-Allies: 4 Applications to JAWA: 7 Accepted: 4 Denied: 0 Pending: 3 Passed Trial: 2 Rank ups: 6 Members on Leave: 0 Posts on forum: 2395 Topics Created: 187 Wiki Edits: 900+ (over last 3 weeks) Birthdays: 3 Status Updates: 105 Highest Number of Visitors: Central = 1987 views Rank Changes = 1857 Showcase = 1551 Join (JAWA) = 1486 That's all we have for this edition of "Nick's Statistics!" It was a spectacular month. If you have any suggestions for what YOU would like to see tracked for next month's edition, don’t hesitate to ask! I cant wait to see what happens next!  Monthly Comic  Video of the Month  Promotions Retired Lacey Pepsi Adept Spoonman Padawan Ironskull86 Legion Master Grimclaw LegendaryX Knightmare Zixxth Zombify Initiate Beggsy117  PotM {{{Pictures of the Month}}}