Very Important Admin Abuse Report

[Bandeth]

Jedi Academy name during the incident: 

Spoiler

Previous names on the (JAWA) server: Bandeth
What was the date?: 12/29/21
Which admin(s) were involved?: Trust me, you know who I'm talking about
Please explain in your own words what happened:

Spoiler

Oh, how to begin.

 

I connect to this server that calls itself "JAWA Clan". I think to myself "Those little guys that fully clothe themselves, shoot guns at people, steal from said people and speak in a foreign dialect? These are people I can connect with!"

 

Immediately, I happen across this fool named @LoneStar. I think to myself "Heh. He's all alone. Just like his name. Easy pickings." I immediately RDFA him and send him to the shadow realm.

 

About 10 seconds later, I suddenly fall over and damage my back. A giant green laser shoots over me, and I don't remember how but somehow I am in a different room. This time, there is a woman.

 

She starts speaking about the tenants of the land and how it "Isn't nice" to kill people when they aren't in the mood to fight. WTF??? I thought jawas were ruthless scavengers. Maybe this place isn't for me?

 

However, instead of finding another server, I decide to give into my thirst to kill again. This time I lunge some guy with a weird bubble over his head. Nothing happens. I lunge at him a few more times. Huh? Nothing happens again.

 

Suddenly, the woman appears again. Once again, I am on the ground. I am told that if I don't be nice, I will be "removed". This is a language I understand! I tell the woman I'll be "nicer" so I can stand up again. 

 

This time, I bide my time. I socialize. I throw in a few of those "XD" faces every few minutes to look like I belong. I challenge a few people to "duels" (lol what kind of idiot bows before someone tries to kill them?). I do okay. Most of the time they only have 100/50 left.

 

Then, I see that LoneStar smuck again. I crouch a few times, which also hurts my back. He crouches back. I lull him into a false sense of security. As soon as he turns around, I chop him in half Axe Murderer style.

 

I am now back at the main menu. WHAT THE HELL? This is a fucking joke.

 

I was abused in the worst way possible. You guys can't even imagine the emotional turmoil I have gone through the past few hours. I have been crying and staring at my lava lamp to help comfort me after this travesty. Nobody gets me. I think I'm going to start a youtube channel about this to process what happened, and maybe do a few reaction videos to people from this JAWA clan. That'll show them!

 

 

How would you suggest we avoid an incident like this in the future?:
Conform to me instead of expecting me to conform to you. Better customer service!

Other comments:

Spoiler

Evidence:
 

Spoiler

Evidence? I thought people just made up facts nowadays

 

[SephFF]

Dear @Bandeth, clearly you are a "new" JKA player, with a fairly small amount of play time, of only 1,737 hours.... only 72.375 days worth play time. (pathetic)

We apologize for the fault in the "admin" in question. Those responsible have been sacked.

 

 

[LoneStar]

Me when I see @Bandeth has caught me out again:

Spoiler